Math Homework Help

We have been discussing about serious math topics and problems for a long time. We also need some rest from that. So today we can have some math jockes.
Here we go.

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: “Your brain is smaller than any eps1ilin >0!”

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…’

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancee when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!

Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferries
The boy says: “It’s a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!”
The girl replies: “No - it’s a cosin, silly!!!”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Pythagoras had the habit of thinking about the numbers always. He had a passion for numbers.
He mentioned each number has its own qualities like this:-

• One: It represents reason. It is the source of all numbers
• Two: Represents Man
• Three: Represents Woman
• Four: It represents justice because it is the product of two equal numbers
• Five: Represents wedding. Because it is the sum of 2(Man) and 3(Woman)

You may be amazed to hear that people have bothered to dream of jokes with a mathematical theme. Here is a few to keep you going.

• ‘Old mathematicians never die’-they just lose their functions.
• ‘Mathematicians don’t sin-they sine, and always have a nice tan but are forever going off on a tangent.
• Math teacher mum talking to her son-…..’ if I have told you n times I have told you n+1 times’
• What do you call a tea pot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest- H ypotenuse( high pot in use)
>• WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7? -Because 789 (7 ate 9)
• What is the sine of 40?- Over the hill.
• What did one math book say to another book?- I have lots of problems.
• SON: Dad, will you do maths homework for me tonight ?
FATHER:No son, it wouldn’t be right.
SON: Well, you can try.